Conversations With My Mum
Me: Mum when we going to see nan Mum: After 5 is the house tidy Me: Yeh, why? Mum: Because I’ll beat you to death with a stick its messy Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Time to make breakfast that doesn’t consist of brush teeth crack open a can of strongers and steal chicken mayo of Joe Miles and Boss Man
You know the pain, that’s in my heart, it just shows, I’m not very...– Everyones Covered This Song
I’ve got a big fat fuckin’ bone to pick with you my darling In case...– Matt Skiba
This is gunna be my life for the next 5 days →
are you such a massive cunt
Been sitting in all day reading comics, watching films and now cooking a pizza pub later shwing gunna see ma home boy Jammo
Day Ten: One confession
I genuinely hate one side of my personality and I’m disgusted by it.
Day Seven: Four turn offs…
Hairy places Being an absolute dunce Twilight Drugs
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order...
All my friends and family (I cheated deal with it)
I love it...
When karma actually works and you see the cunts get bitten baaaaaaaaaaaaad
Don’t write me no more letters My mailbox is full of bombs Between you...– Brian Fallon
On a major first album Slipknot ting this morning
Good music to chill to in the morning blatantly haha.
Saved - You’re such a slave - I don’t expect a Name - You...– Corey Taylor
Bike riding while listening to Street Dogs...
Is fucking awesome, best fucking riding music ever!
How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls Swimming...– Pink Floyd
Day One: Ten things you want to say to different...
1) Fuck you 2) I wish you were here 3) You will never know how much you shaped the way I am today 4) I miss you but not you, the real you. I know your in there 5) Thank you for being there when I needed you the most 6) Even though we didn’t get along for so long I fucking love you and while your not perfect Im still proud of you 7) Your the one of the best friends I’ve ever had...
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two: Nine things about yourself. Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven: Four turn offs. Day Eight: Three turn ons. Day Nine: Two smileys that describe...
Had a well good day...
With my dad.
Well fuck me! I aint been up at a normal time in...
…the mornings are actually quite boring. oh well someone feel free to buy me this car please
Me and Minyard
are abusing bare eds on habbo hotel…never have i felt cooler
What could have been? We don’t wanna know. Tonight we’ll get our...– Modern Life is War